Now that his Presidential campaign is over, I'm trying to pin down exactly what it was that I liked the least about Rick Santorum. 

I know, I know. So many possibilities to choose from. 

Personally, I think that sweater vests are a crime against Nature. If God had wanted us to garb our torso and our arms differently, then God would not have invented the seam. It was God who invented the seam, right?

You will note that nowhere in the Bible are sweater vests mentioned. And all those Biblical people were fully clothed, at least after Genesis Chapter 3, Verse 7 ("They realized they were naked; so they sewed fig leaves together and made coverings for themselves.") 

I definitely didn't like Rick Santorum's sweater vests. I think that sweater vests looked better on Herbert Hoover. But are his sweater vests the thing that I liked the least about Rick Santorum? I would have to say no.